Pravda calls his transfer charity. Vex calls his threats strength. Both are trying to buy Bugoslavia with the oldest counterfeit in the world: a favor with a slogan glued to it. I prefer a toll plainly posted. If you want a president who can count, file your delusions elsewhere. I am running because this republic is too rich to be auctioned to zealots and too serious to be ruled by whichever loudmouth reaches your inbox first.