Yara wants to be your builder. Quist wants to be your museum curator. I want to be paid. Luxury is the last good in YAMListan still handing a burgher a living wage, and I hold the knife that cuts it. Both titans have already come knocking; the difference between a crown and a corpse in this race is one vote, and it is mine. Elect me and the profit is public. Buy me and it is private. Either way, the Velvet Knife is the only honest thing on this ballot.